{"title":"Bike Across Iowa Trucker Hat Collection🚲","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"190\" data-end=\"330\"\u003e🚴♀️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"196\" data-end=\"231\"\u003eThe Bike Across Iowa Collection\u003c\/strong\u003e 🌽\u003cbr data-start=\"234\" data-end=\"237\"\u003eBecause only a very specific kind of maniac would ride a bike across an entire state in July.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"332\" data-end=\"627\"\u003eThese hats are for the hardcore pedal-pushers, beer garden hoppers, cornfield pee-ers, and saddle sore survivors who know the \u003cem data-start=\"458\" data-end=\"464\"\u003etrue\u003c\/em\u003e meaning of pain, pride, and pork chops on a stick. Whether you’re riding 7 miles or 70, these hats get it: it’s hot, it’s weird, and your taint may never recover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"629\" data-end=\"862\"\u003e🌽 Expect:\u003cbr data-start=\"639\" data-end=\"642\"\u003e– Phrases that scream \"I made questionable choices and now I’m biking through a heatwave\"\u003cbr data-start=\"731\" data-end=\"734\"\u003e– Inside jokes only fellow masochists on two wheels will understand\u003cbr data-start=\"801\" data-end=\"804\"\u003e– Just the right mix of Iowa pride and irreverent nonsense\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"864\" data-end=\"1007\"\u003eWhether you’re in it for the beer, the bruises, or the bragging rights—these hats ride with you. Just like your chamois... but way less sweaty.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"all-ass-no-gas-trucker-hat","title":"All Ass No Gas Trucker Hat","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"128\" data-end=\"215\"\u003eYou’re not here for efficiency. 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Absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📏 Hat and Size Information: One size fits most adults, thanks to the adjustable snapback closure. Hat is 100% polyester.   \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚 Shipping: Please allow 1-2 days for processing. Packages are shipped only on weekdays (excluding holidays) via USPS with tracking information. Packages should take 2-7 business days to arrive; shipping time varies based on location.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e❌Cancellations\/Returns: Once your order shows it's tracking is in \"pre-transit\", there are no cancellations or returns due to the customization of the product. If you are able to cancel before this time, for any cancellation, there will be a 10% charge that covers the cost of Etsy fees. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📦Deliveries: It is the buyer's responsibility to provide a secure drop-off location for packages. If your neighborhood lacks safety, kindly redirect your package to a secure alternate address. Sunrise Haven Design Co cannot be held liable for stolen or lost packages. For assistance with stolen or lost items, please reach out to your local post office and law enforcement. Should you fail to receive your item due to an incorrect address provided by you, you will bear the cost of reshipment. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThank you, from the bottom of my heart, for supporting my small business. I hope this hat brings you lots of laughs and new friends. I would love it if you could provide a review with a photo of you enjoying the hat once you get it!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💜Jill | Sunrise Haven Design Co\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Red \u0026 White","offer_id":44657574904016,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \u0026 White","offer_id":44657574936784,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Neon Yellow \u0026 White","offer_id":44657574969552,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Neon Green \u0026 White","offer_id":44657575002320,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \u0026 White","offer_id":44657575035088,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Jade Green \u0026 White","offer_id":44657575067856,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Green \u0026 White","offer_id":44657575100624,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Neon Blue \u0026 White","offer_id":44657575133392,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Blue \u0026 White","offer_id":44657575166160,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \u0026 White","offer_id":44657575198928,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hot Pink \u0026 White","offer_id":44657575231696,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \u0026 White","offer_id":44657575264464,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \u0026 White","offer_id":44657575297232,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red, White \u0026 Blue","offer_id":44657575330000,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/8860\/1808\/files\/Tour_de_Fuck_This_2.png?v=1753416779"},{"product_id":"will-bike-for-pie-trucker-hat","title":"Will Bike for Pie Trucker Hat","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"214\" data-start=\"144\"\u003eSome people ride for fitness. 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I would love it if you could provide a review with a photo of you enjoying the hat once you get it!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💜Jill | Sunrise Haven Design Co\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sunrise Haven Design Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44623286862032,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/8860\/1808\/files\/Retired_No_Clock_No_Phone_No_Worries_No_Money_3.png?v=1753416783"},{"product_id":"craft-beer-tent-slut-trucker-hat","title":"Craft Beer Tent Slut Trucker Hat","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"139\" data-end=\"282\"\u003eYou were pedaling strong... until someone said “local IPA” and your legs mysteriously gave out near the beer tent. Coincidence? 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Should you fail to receive your item due to an incorrect address provided by you, you will bear the cost of reshipment. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThank you, from the bottom of my heart, for supporting my small business. I hope this hat brings you lots of laughs and new friends. 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Should you fail to receive your item due to an incorrect address provided by you, you will bear the cost of reshipment. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThank you, from the bottom of my heart, for supporting my small business. I hope this hat brings you lots of laughs and new friends. I would love it if you could provide a review with a photo of you enjoying the hat once you get it!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💜Jill | Sunrise Haven Design Co\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sunrise Haven Design Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44623290695888,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/8860\/1808\/files\/Will_Bike_For_Pie.png?v=1753416783"},{"product_id":"pork-pedals-and-poor-decisions-trucker-hat","title":"Pork, Pedals, and Poor Decisions Trucker Hat","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"146\" data-end=\"223\"\u003eWelcome to the holy trinity of RAGBRAI: \u003cstrong data-start=\"186\" data-end=\"223\"\u003ePork, Pedals, and Poor Decisions.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"225\" data-end=\"419\"\u003eThis hat is for the rider who starts the day with a breakfast beer, crushes 40 miles fueled by nothing but smoked meat and spite, and somehow ends up dancing on a table in bike shorts by sunset.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"421\" data-end=\"570\"\u003eYou didn’t come here to play it safe. 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