{"product_id":"here-for-the-pork-chops-trucker-hat","title":"Here for the Pork Chops Trucker Hat","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"140\" data-end=\"299\"\u003eSome people bike RAGBRAI for the challenge. Some for the scenery. Not you. You’re here for one thing and one thing only: \u003cstrong data-start=\"261\" data-end=\"299\"\u003ethe legendary roadside pork chops.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"301\" data-end=\"399\"\u003eThick. Juicy. Grilled on a god-tier smoker by a man named Bubba who hasn’t worn sleeves since ‘98.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"401\" data-end=\"636\"\u003eThis hat is your official declaration that you didn’t train for the ride—you trained for \u003cem data-start=\"490\" data-end=\"509\"\u003emeat acquisition.\u003c\/em\u003e You’ll pedal for miles in 100-degree heat just to bite into that smoky, greasy masterpiece like the feral Iowa animal you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"638\" data-end=\"777\"\u003eWhether you're crushing miles or just crushing pork, this hat is your new uniform. Wear it with sauce on your face and pride in your belly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📏 Hat and Size Information: One size fits most adults, thanks to the adjustable snapback closure. Hat is 100% polyester.   \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚 Shipping: Please allow 1-2 days for processing. Packages are shipped only on weekdays (excluding holidays) via USPS with tracking information. Packages should take 2-7 business days to arrive; shipping time varies based on location.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e❌Cancellations\/Returns: Once your order shows it's tracking is in \"pre-transit\", there are no cancellations or returns due to the customization of the product. If you are able to cancel before this time, for any cancellation, there will be a 10% charge that covers the cost of Etsy fees. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📦Deliveries: It is the buyer's responsibility to provide a secure drop-off location for packages. If your neighborhood lacks safety, kindly redirect your package to a secure alternate address. Sunrise Haven Design Co cannot be held liable for stolen or lost packages. For assistance with stolen or lost items, please reach out to your local post office and law enforcement. Should you fail to receive your item due to an incorrect address provided by you, you will bear the cost of reshipment. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThank you, from the bottom of my heart, for supporting my small business. I hope this hat brings you lots of laughs and new friends. I would love it if you could provide a review with a photo of you enjoying the hat once you get it!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💜Jill | Sunrise Haven Design Co\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sunrise Haven Design Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44623300657360,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/8860\/1808\/files\/Sag_Wagon_Captain.png?v=1753416772","url":"https:\/\/sunrisehavenhats.com\/products\/here-for-the-pork-chops-trucker-hat","provider":"Sunrise Haven Hats","version":"1.0","type":"link"}